Most unsucessful ad ever!

From craigslist corpus:

"I have an English Bulldog he does not get along with other dogs has to be the only dog. Does not like cats. Does get along with my kids and our friends kids. he is 5yrs. He does like to jump on people when they come in sort of a greeting of his. You will have to introduce him slowly just like with any other animal. Usually he just lays and sleep and snores all day. Just gets up to eat and poop. I have to let him go. he does come with papers. I am willing to meet half way. he is potty trained. Willing to meet half way. "